Saturday, December 29, 2007

Point Focusing

I will now teach you the secretive technique which I call Point Focusing.

What will Point Focusing allow you to do? Basically, EVERYTHING YOU WANT. When you master it, it will do everything you want. Point Focus will make you exactly the weight and height you always wished to be. Pointfocus will summon wealth and friends to you. Think of it like a GENIE, except you get INFINITE WISHES.

Okay so now that you know what it does, let's get to the particulars.

Point Focusing combines blends two techniques from completely unrelated fields. Into a new practice so powerful the world will never be the same. I'm extremely fortunate that the path of my life led me to both of the parent practices. Or maybe it's not "fortunateness" at all, maybe it's fated that I bring this wonderful knowledge to light.

Point-Focusing is a method of thinking which combines concepts from Military Training and Chaos Theory. Since these disciplines are so removed from eachother it's very rare for a person to have experienced both. So isn't it wonderful that I came along and experienced both, and had the presence of mind to see how to combine them into a SUPERPOWER? One which I will generously share with you my beloved reader.

First, the concept from Military Training. I don't know what it's called, it probably doesn't have a name because it's very simple. In order to keep your balance, there is a secret trick you can use. Any time you need to keep your balance, pick a POINT on the ground (or anywhere really) and FOCUS on it. It works like magic. Go try it out and you'll find your ability to stay balanced has improved 10,000%. Tightrope walkers and ninjas use this tactic to great success, it's so simple and yet so powerful. Cats have also been found to use this tactic instinctively, that's why they're so graceful and acrobatic.

Next, the concept from Chaos Theory. In using the balancing trick, ask yourself: what IS a point exactly??? The great Greek inventor Euclid tells us that a point is "that which has no length, width, or depth". Euclid freakin' INVENTED GEOMETRY so he knows what he's talking about. What does his wordy definition mean? Basically it means a point is a speck so small the if you meausre it it has ZERO length in every direction. So it's like a speck of dust except smaller. A speck of dust is FREAKIN HUGE compared to a point.

Notice that Euclid said no length, no width, no depth. That's three things he crossed out. Three directions. Three dimensions. *So he's really talking about a three-dimensional point*. It's three dimensional because it is located using those three directions. A point can be higher dimensional, too. A four dimensional point, is the same as a three dimensional point, except that it only "lasts" for a MOMENT. Think of that tiny point, except now it's like it's only there in one frame out of a whole movie.

Now comes the chaos theory. A point can have infinitely many dimensions and thus define a whole universe. Right now the universe is in some kind of specific configuration. Every detail of that configuration can be taken as a dimension. So an infinite dimensional point can correspond to a CONFIGURATION OF THE UNIVERSE.

So how do we combine these two radical concepts. Simple, instead of focusing on a THREE-D point on the ground.... focus on an INFINITE DIMENSIONAL point. Everything around you is a part of that point, but it only lasts for an instant. But LIFE is lived instant by instant! While we remember the past and plan for the future, all our POWER is in the PRESENT!

While you focused on the THREEDEE point, you became perfectly balanced. While you focus on the INFINITE-DEE point which is the PRESENT configuration of the univse, you experience a profound and deep peace and control. Suddenly LIFE is YOURS. You can DO ANYTHING. RIGHT NOW. If you focus on the past, or on the future, or think about another place than where you are. Then suddenly you're no longer Point-Focusing. And you "lose balance".

So many people go their whole lives "off balance". Attention darting back and forth with no direction. With Point Focusing, you CONQUER that and RISE ABOVE how you were before.

Let's hear from some people who applied Point Focusing to their everyday life.

Dave in Detroit: "I was alone on a sinking lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific. Thousands of miles from any land. The boat was sinking fast and sharks were everywhere. Millions of sharks, already taking bites out of the boat. On top of that, water was spilling into the boat and I am ALLERGIC to WATER! It looked pretty grim but I remembered Glowing Face Man. I focused all my attention on the moment and suddenly things went slowmo. Filled with a sudden calm strength, I grabbed a shark and snapped its neck with my bare hands. Then I used its carcass to plug the hole in the boat. I grabbed another pair of sharks and used their writhing bodies as oars!! It seems like only a moment before I reached land, where a parade of cheerleaders was waiting for me with a huge treasure chest of money. GLOWING FACE MAN, YOU'RE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!!!"

Thank you Dave, thrilling story! Of course it only took a moment for you to reach land, you were FOCUSED on the MOMENT!!!

Please only use this power for good, dear reader. Point-Focusing is so powerful that if you really wanted you could literally destroy the universe with it if you wanted. Maybe I'll try that sometime just for kicks. No worries though, I'll make a backup copy first!!!

YOUR PARTNER IN THE GLOW

Glowing Face Man!!!!

FOR THE WIN!!!


Here are some other articles I've written that you can focus on:
Qualia, Nimbus, and Presence
The Joys of Change
The Nimbus Quest: Introduction

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