Sunday, December 30, 2007

Voice: The Male Version of Tits

A cunning girl can use her breasts to redeem many other things. That's why so many girls get breast enlargement surgery and that sort of thing. It's why padded bras are so popular. In Asia, huge breasts are much rarer than in the western world, and consequently large-bosomed girls are revered as goddesses. This has something to do with lactose intolerance being passed down through the centuries. Some of the most ancient art we have from primitive man, consists of "fertility goddesses": in a nutshell, cavemen loved their women big upstairs.


On the face of it, guys don't seem to have any sort of equivalent asset. Actually, they do, it's just more subtle and very few people know about it. Well because you wisely read my webpage, now you too will know, what the male version of titties is.


The male voice is one of his most powerful assets. It transcends fashion, muscles, wealth, and everything else superficial when it comes to attracting babes. Yet, the majority of guys pay absolutely zero attention to their voice!!!

Even most girls don't consciously realize the POWER of the male voice. They don't say "wow, this guy has such a hot voice", instead they say, "wow, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM that TURNS ME ON". In fact they'll even rationalize it with other things, just because they have to have some reason to explain how HORNY they are whenever this guy speaks, and, like I said, most people are unconscious to the power of the voice.

I've known guys. Who look pretty average or even below average. But when they open their mouths... BANG. One, two, three... K.O.! There's a famous saying, "the word is more powerful than the sword", well this is where that saying came from.


Oh, guys have some idea about the power of the word, alright. But they focus on the wrong aspect. Guys worry about saying THE RIGHT THING... there is no such thing. That's ridiculous if you think about it for just a moment: the idea that if he just says THE RIGHT THING, a guy can seduce a girl? Like she's a robot or something? Yeah whatever. No, there is no "right thing" and no "wrong thing". The semantics are utterly irrelevant when boy meets girl, it's how the words are said. It's the VOICE. The TONALITY. The VOLUME. The AUTHORITY. As far as the words themselves are concerned, a guy with a SEXY VOICE could introduce himself by saying, "Hi I'm a paint scraper, I scrape paint for a living and live with my grandma!" WORDS DON"T MATTER!


Don't believe me? Watch the typical guy when he first meets his girlfriend's family. It's almost comical. He'll be so nervous about saying THE RIGHT THINGS that he'll end up sounding like a malfunctioning robot. Now swap him with a guy with GREAT TONALITY and VOCAL DOMINANCE who just SPEAKS HIS MIND. Suddenly the girl and her mom are battling it out on Jerry Springer fighting over this guy!


It even transcends language. A guy with a killer voice can go to a totally alien culture. Where he and the girls can't speak a single word in common. He can even be totally ignorant of that culture's norms and protocols. But he just starts talking and the GIRLS ARE ALL OVER HIM. He could be reciting the phonebook for all it matters. Hell, his foreign accent will be a BIG PLUS.


It's not just limited to girls either. Watch a group of guys together. Who LEADS and who follows? The leader is the one with the DOMINANT voice, his tones rising and falling like a ROCKSTAR. It doesn't even matter, if the guys happen to be coworkers going out for drinks, and the guy with the great voice is the lowest ranking guy in the company hierarchy. In the SOCIAL setting, HE'S THE KING.


There are a lot of other factors that play a role when it comes to a guy being ATTRACTIVE. Things like body language, good posture, confidence, willingness to TAKE what he DESERVES.
But guess what. These things are all directly correlated to the man's VOICE. When the man learns how to speak better, EVERYTHING else about him NATURALLY BECOMES GOLD. It has been said that public speaking is the most common fear. So of course a man who can publically speak is the MOST CONFIDENT MAN IN THE WORLD.


Why did it come to be this way? If you think about it evolutionarily, it makes perfect sense. Human beings are distinguished from animals because of the power of speech. Opposable thumbs?! Ppppppth, the voice is more important hands down. Mark my words: if there were two races of cavemen, one race with no voice and one race with no thumbs, the former would die out and the latter would INHERIT THE WORLD. Speech alone is what makes man special and unique, the awesome power of language which creates creativity and imagination and the power to marshal an army. Since prehistoric times, man dominated other men with his VOICE. Wanna find the tribal leader? LISTEN TO HIS VOICE! And THAT has passed down through countless generations to our very own. It's built into the fundamental programming of the human brain!!

How did I, the Man of the Glowing Face, come to know all this? I've always been a people-watcher. I love seeing how human beings interact with eachother. Then one quarter I took a course in college which changed how I heard words. Mandarin Chinese. Chinese is a tonal language: different words mean different things if you speak them with different tonality. So by spending thousands of hours studying the ancient Language of Confucius, I learned how to SEE tones. It changed how I heard people speak. Suddenly I had an almost magical sixth sense which lets me detect the subtlest tonal variations. My people-watching blossomed and I became enlightened to the true rules that govern attraction.

How can you improve your voice? (Even if you're female, your voice is still vitally important if you want to catch yourself a REAL MAN) There are various methods which I've studied and am still studying. I'll write about them in another post. One guaranteed method though is to just KEEP READING MY WEBPAGE. As you read my webpage, everything you ever wanted will just magically come to you. Scientists have a technical word for this phenomenon, they call it "Glow Gravity". It was first discovered by Richard Feynman in 1932, over 50 years before I was even born. Even now as you read my webpage, voice instructors and singing teachers from all over the world are literally feeling a physical TUG in your direction.


May your voice GLOW!

Written by Glowing Face Man for your pleasure and enjoyment

Here are some other articles I've written.
Getting The Girl: What Can We Learn From Indiana Jones?
Your Apologies? Sorry, No Thanks
The Nimbus Quest: Introduction

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I now feel 1000% more manly. Looking forwards to the rest, Mr Glowing Face guy!

 
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